Here is a quick and dirty gallery of most of the smart-ass t-shirts I own. I decided to do this while I was doing laundry today. Of course all of the possibly copyrighted materials belong to their perspective owners. You can purchase most of these shirts on T-Shirt Hell, Wicked Jester, Bounty Hunter Inc., and Thinkgeek.com.

A collection of women that I find attractive. This is by no means a difinitive guide to what I find attractive. It is merely a small sample. Beauty is more than skin deep. Pictures can only imply personality. This was going to be a clean album but due to available content I ended up having to include chest and buttock pictures of some models. It was dissappointing.



I don't know who any of these women are so don't bother to ask.



*NOTE* To the best of my knowledge all of these models are over 18. If you know otherwise or if you can prove one of these images is violating a copyright that someone cares about then let me know.



**NOTE** This is only still here because it got indexed well and brings traffic. Otherwise I would have already removed it.

Random backgrounds I've used over the years when I actually have a background.

Just odd pics that I needed someplace to put.